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Frozen Food Section

Frozen Peas
From the Mountains of Colorado
$3.31 per 12 oz packet
Frozen Carrots
Not very nice at all
$0.78 per 2 pound box
TV Dinner
As Seen On TV!
$5.39 each
Frozen Scunge
Low Fat
$2.22 per box


Fish Section

Cod

fresh or frozen: $3.75 per pound
Flounder
Naturally Flat
fillets: $4.00 per pound
Squid
Full of Vitamins
whole: $3.80 per pound
Haddock
Terrible
frozen stiff: $1.12 per pound
Scumfish
Cheap!
$0.54 per pound
Shark
Get your own back for Jaws!
$6.20 each


Cosmetics and Hardware

Cauliflower

$2.50 per pint
Spray-On Cyanide

$5.10 per pack
Coffin Nails
Real Brass
$3.00 per six-pack
Bugweiser
Made with real Yellow
$4.25 per six-pack
Duff

$4.25 per six-pack
Gitz

$4.25 per six-pack
Scunge

$2.05 per six-pack
Fudd

$4.25 per six-pack