Biology

Biology is the study of things that really exist. Its three principal subdivisions are Zooology, the study of animals: Amphibians Angels Bats Birds Dogs Ducks Fish, Worms, and Head-Lice Golems Hants Pelagic Mammals Toucans Virusses Botany, the study of flowers, and Geology, a meaningless word covering all other areas. All living things are classified in one of twelve categories, or Shemps. These twelve shemps, containing all life, constitute the Strompumia