#include // Example program, to test your ability to download // and run a program from the web. void main(void) { int t=integer_date(); int y=t/10000; int m=(t-y*10000)/100; int d=t%100; char *ths[]={ "","st","nd","rd","th","th","th","th","th","th", "th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th", "th","st","nd","rd","th","th","th","th","th","th", "th","st"}; char *mos[]={"","January","February","March","April","May","June", "July","August","September","October","November","December"}; char *horos[]={"", "You will win the Arkansas state lottery, but be turned into a newt", "You should have stayed in bed this morning. A bad day for running with scissors", "You will marry a tall dark stranger, have 19 children, and live to be 107", "Tomorrow you will forget how to do long divisions", "This is not a good day for travel. Do your homework instead", "Somebody is watching you. Your lucky mineral is feldspar", "There is something to do with money in your life. Your lucky year is 1985", "There is something to do with relationships in your life. Lucky number 347128", "Not a good day for gambling. Your lucky arthropod is the wood-louse", "A bad day for reading horoscopes. Your lucky polymer is nylon"}; print("Today is the "); print(d); print(ths[d]); print(" of "); print(mos[m]); print(" "); print(y); newline(); print("Your Horoscope for today:"); newline(); print(" "); print(horos[random_in_range(1,10)]); newline(); }