Wisconsin, the educational power-house of the nation, owes much of its academic reputation to the Firmin Institute for Experimental Stapling in Green Bay, which has produced more junior college graduates per capita than any other motel-affiliated two-year college without a science or humanities department in any semi-industrialised town with a population of between 6,000 and 7,000 in the Northernmost twelve states.

Principal exports are: shovels, hearth rugs, pencil sharpener blades, nostril plugs, cow gum, beaks for children, stern posts, wicks, and undisclosed herrings.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Islamabad
	Official State	Animal:	Cow
		Eel:	Moray