West Virginia lies in a valley between East Virginia and North Kentucky, high in the Rocky mountains. As the Eastern centre of the shoe and wig industry, the state's second city Hubris has one of the lowest rates of unemployment, dandruff, and foot injuries in the Western United States.

Principal exports are: brackets, flywheeels, aldiss lamps, braille pianos, lifeboats, rearranged hay, mirkins, cocaine, wigwams, and top hats.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	West Richmond
	Official State	Bird:	Veilled Snaggler
		Whale:	Humpback
		Mammal:	Pork