West Dakota is a seasonal pest, dormant from September to March and reaching a peak of activity in mid August. In dry summers the West Dakota can swarm and wipe out crops over an area of many square miles in one day. If the nest is discovered before the queen ferments, it can sometimes be wiped out by a liberal application of aspirin, but if any survive they may go into a frenzy and can skeletonize a cow in 30 seconds.

The principal exports of West Dakota are: bonnets, selections of cheeses, ferries, snorkels, paint thinner, goal posts, childrens' swords, stapler oil, leotards, portable shoes, and hub caps.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Hindenburg
	Official State	Bird:	Goose
		Religion:	Islam
		Mammal:	Spackled Otter