Quebec
 

Peopled largely by French refugees fleeing from German influence in the early 1960's, Quebec is now the largest French-speaking state in the union, and truly dreadful.

Principal exports: unravelled mice, candied acorns, gnomons, underpants, dolphin clamps, mildew, and pickled bacon.

One of the 50 states of North America.

Nickname: the Cheese Eating Surrender-Monkey state
StateCapital: Ottawa
            Official StateAnimal: Frog
Official StateFood: Frog
Official StateFlower: Lily
Official StateTree: Wooden
Official StateMotto: Capitulons

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