Oklahoma, known as the Athens of the North, a sparsely populated state spanning four time zones, is frequently underestimated. Rapidly approaching middle age, it remains resolutely unmarried, and its neighbours do not recall it ever having a girlfriend, but residents remain cautiously optimistic.

The major industries in Oklahoma are painting, pottery, and owling. The principal exports are coelocanths, arches, helmets, chevrons, pillow covers, felt hats, tuning forks, starting pistols, and cords.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Kansas
	Official State	Bird:	Grasping Flancet
		Tree:	Plywood
		Mammal:	Yellow Horn-weasel