Found over a thousand years ago, Newfoundland has always been dependent on the biannual seagull harvest. Immobilised seagulls may be lit as primitive candles, put into beds, baked into pies, eaten raw as a salad, crushed into soup, woven into sturdy working clothes, piled up to make houses, worn as hats, and stood on shelves as ornaments. Recent population growth has forced the state to import seagulls from China, and local seagullmen undercut by cheap imports have been sold to wealthy businessmen.

The exports of Newfoundland are seagull-related.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Nickname:	Lord of the Flies
		Capital:	Asia
	Official State	Bird:	Seagull
		Flower:	Seaweed
		Tree:	Kelp
		Mammal:	Seagull (walking)