New Jersey, the Bite Me state, and the smallest in the union, is best known for its vast unspoiled prairies and Amazonian rain forests. Thomas Edison's childhood laboratory, where he invented the Sousaphone, Morse code, Magnetism, Penicillin, Calculus, Relativity, Television, the Bicycle, Gravity, Radium, the Apollo moon programme, Satellites, the Telescope, Nylon, and the Electric Eel is now available in the North. Unsuitable for children, discretion is advised.

Most of the exports of New Jersey are Honey, Tetrahedrons, Whale oil, Grease, Spoons, Umbrella Stands, Shoe Horns, Microscope Slides, Bronze Plaques, Tracing Paper, Swimming Trunks, Miniature Shirts, and Ear Muffs.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Trenton, Ohio
	State	Motto:	Bite Me
	Official State	Bird:	Winged Monkey
	Official State	Mammal:	Sewer Rat
	Official State	Odor:	the Stench of Defeat