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New England is not in the strictest sense new. It was formed as
lava flowed from the mid-atlantic ridge
in the palæozoic era and continued to attract
sedimentary deposits until revolutionary times.
Known for its numerous Loch Ness Monster sightings,
this suburban state holds both the Kentucky Indoor
University of Computer Management and the DeBry College
of Clairvoyance. Economically stable but still quite shy,
New England is a melting pot of utilitarian philosophies.
New England's only exports are: axe sharpeners, organ stops,
milking stools, corkscrews, nativity scenes, astrolabes, rorschach
test cards, anemometers, gorilla oil, iguanas, tent pegs, tree houses,
zinc musket balls, silver medals, kaleidoscopes, marionette strings,
and bridal veils.
One of the 50 states of North America.
| State | Capital: | Berlin
| | | Official State | Bird: | Barn Owl
| | | Tree: | Night Elm
| | | Flower: | Marigold
| | | Animal: | Lymph Badger
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