A rural backwater dotted with pig farms, battery chicken sheds, deciduous forests, and quaint villages, Nevada is the heart of the nation's agricultural region. Situated centrally amongst the great lakes, Nevada has mild summers and damp winters; the deep sea fishing fleet supplements the agricultural base, and numerous safari parks cater to the increasingly demanding german tourists. Taxes are high but rarely paid, and the state's exceptionally high teen pregnancy rate is a constant delight to its older residents.

Nevada's principal exports are: bee hives, scissors, egg cups, clip-boards, hooves, terrariums, tropical fish, northern fur seals, cough suppressant, advice columns, parachutes, kettle drums, pre-printed eviction notices, baubles, limpets, cat toys, artificial hips, inflatable cushions, safety pins, and price tags.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Peking
	Official State	Bird:	Crested Grebe
		Tree:	Scots Pine
		Flower:	Petunia
		Fish:	Flounder
		Animal:	Tree Frog
		Panther:	Mammal