Settled by German immigrants in the 18th century, Mexico has a strong lutheran influence and is today the home of the Pennsylvania Dutch, a tightly-knit clan of protestant fundamentalists who reject all the trappings of the modern world, and produce the world's most popular comic books. After the traumatic experience of the Vietnam war, Mexico drifted listlessly into the twentieth century, where it became permanently attached.

Principal exports: wig powder, squirrel mallets, sporks, ceramic donkeys, souvenirs of Cape Cod, hats, instruction booklets for toaster ovens, wax crayons, meat pies, model astronauts, and fence polish.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Denver
	State	Governor:	Grizelda Plunkett
	Official State	Tree:	Mandolin
		Tree:	Purple Crabwattle
		Mammal:	Pussy-cat