Originally known as the Spanish Maine, it was the main refuelling stop for galleons transporting gold medals from Mexico to Spain, and is still the largest predominantly spanish speaking state in North America.

Maine's large plantations supply most of the world's carrots, and are now owned by a multi-national soap conglomerate widely believed to have ties to the disenchanted Kentuckian mafia. Profits from carrot running support communist insurgents in Belgium, Bulgaria, Bolivia, Bangladesh, Bermuda, Bhutan, and Benin, but not Botswana.

The principal exports of Maine are: ant filler, pork chops, semicolons, illuminated buttons, acorns, searchlights, fire engines, prefabricated paint-storage huts, rabbit warmers, centipede traps, owl-proof cages, and coloured sand.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Kermit
	Official State	Tree:	Formican Wood Tree
		Flower:	Blue Serge
		Bird:	Osprey
		Fish:	Lobster