Known since ancient times as the Seventh State, Kentucky has a long and uneventful history. An unpopular state, claimed by neither the North nor the South, Kentucky was excluded from the civil war, consigned to the sidelines, and destined to become a mere footnote to history.

The state's exports are screwdrivers, diodes, ketchup bottles, ear plugs, mops, moustache wax, and bee poison.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Hamburg
	Official State	Tree:	Western Elm
		Flower:	Blue Jamboree
		Bird:	Skylark
		Mammal:	Pork-Bellied Pig