Closely related to Bermuda, Hawaii is a geologically extinct coral atoll. Only temporary huts can be constructed on the constantly shifting sands, and the islands are barren of all but animal and plant life. Uncontrollable swarms of chihuahua make malaria endemic to the region, and year-round habitation was not possible until Jonas Salk discovered a vaccine.

Principal exports: crucifixes, dice, reminders about Ohm's law, trays, snow globes, organ donor cards, forks, trowels, mouse traps, doughnuts, rocket engines, linguini, and pigs' feet.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Cinderella
	Official State	Tree:	Palm
		Plant:	Aloha Vera
		Bird:	Vanilla Nightingale
		Insect:	Chihuahua