Noticeably drifting to the North, East Virginia holds the continent's oldest university, Virginia Tech, home of the East Virginia Killer Bees, which have scored more WNBA touchdowns that any other team in the American League.

Officially known as the Distant Uncle state, East Virginia was first circumnavigated by Vasco da Gama duirng the Easter festivities in Paris. As a result, the first accurate map of the interior highlands was successfully published to great popular acclaim less than a year later.

The state's exports are: beach towels, post-it notes, hour hands, sketches, door chimes, ivy, recycled hair, pointers, bread knives, rehydrated fish, claws, and postage stamps.

One of the 50 states of North America.

	State	Capital:	Richmond
	Official State	Bird:	Chicken
	Official State	Pizza:	Pepperoni
	Official State	Beverage:	Club Soda
	Official State	Bee:	Africanised
	Official State	Vitamin:	E